...and started blogging. Half my friends have already been cooler than me for more than a few months now because they blog. I read
Jammi's,
Kelly's and
Dooce's (technically, I don't KNOW the last one personally, but she sure is freakin funny) blogs daily to see their updates. So therefore, my reason for blogging: to raise my coolness factor.
I'll just jump right into things. There's no sense in giving an autobio or any silly "About Me" beginnings because if you're reading this, you probably know more than you need or want to about me.
I'll start with last night. I sent Kevin to the liquor store in the rain to get more booze, because the counter-full that he already has stocked is simply NOT ENOUGH. I wanted margaritas (recipe can be found
here) but unfortunately we had already consumed all of the Patron and Sauza in his house, so he went on a mission. Of course, like the Kevin I know, he returns with more than he was sent to buy. Good thing there's not a Walmart Supercenter nearby: "I went in to buy Q-Tips..."
He returns with the essentials, and several margaritas later it's 12:30am. How? It's a phenomenon that we simply can't explain. We didn't eat dinner and I guess somewhere in the 6 hours between leaving work and then, Kevin got hungry. And what does he suggest? "We should get Whataburger" and I was like "At 1am? I'm not in college anymore!" But then I had a sudden change of heart. I'm thinking it would be fun, right? Before I knew it, he was out the door like someone lit a fire under his ass and headed to the nearest late-night drunk food joint. He wouldn't even stick around for me to look at the menu online! Yes, folks, unlike some lets-go-get-taquitos-every-time-we're-out-past-midnight (Mom...), I do not know the menu by heart. I'm a disappointment to all college graduates everywhere.
So after consuming a Jr. Whataburger and small fries (and stealing some of Kevin's onion rings), I was in bed around 1:30am. On a school night. I haven't done that since I started working in the "real world" and couldn't quite figure out my boundaries. I learned pretty fast how the brown bottle flu isn't
really a true illness.
Here's the only picture we have from our at-home happy hour, or shall I say EXTENDED happy hour. We took Shadow out to tinkle while it was still raining and had to dry him off. I've never had a dog look at me with an expression that says "I'm giving you two seconds to take this damn towel off of me before I run around the room and rub my wet dogginess all over your suede couch. I'll do it, I swear." Kevin said he looked like Mother Teresa. I just couldn't stop laughing.

We also discovered that Shadow will do anything for two things: cheese and chocolate chip cookies. Yes, I know chocolate is bad for dogs but they were MINI cookies that I baked from that pre-made refrigeration pack (I just know my grandmother is shaking her head in disappointment that I would EVER use pre-packaged dough). He can now smell them from a mile away, it's crazy. But hell, who WOULDN'T do anything for sugar and chocolate baked goodness?
Speaking of Shadow, we're still interested in finding him a home. Kevin and I woosied out of taking him back to the SPCA today, but he made another appointment so his time with us is limited.
Okay, I'm officially wrapping up my first ever blog. Let me know how I did - hopefully it was somewhat entertaining.