Earlier today on Yelp, a thread was posted titled "Don't Drink and Text." A fellow Yelper did us all a gracious favor and posted a link to Texts From Last Night.
My favorites:
(480): allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
(212): guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
(972): What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
That last one is a Dallas area code. Don't judge.
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